Things Yuri Won't Wake Up For

-Call her for important ride to airport: she sleeps in

-Call her because you were in a plane crash in the wilderness with the last 1% of your battery and need help. She sleeps in. 

-Intruder breaks into your house with bad intentions: you need her help right now: she would rather sleep in. 

-As maid of honor she's suppose to help plan your wedding and organize your bridal shower. She sleeps in. 

-Court date to sue SamKochel.com for millions for slander. Misses court date because...